Fourth of July Wedgie Story
It was an exciting time of the year for the Stormart family. This was a time where everything in their lives just exploded, and not just their lives, but everyone’s lives exploded into big bursts of color. That’s right, the celebration of America’s foundation and the day for everyone to get drunk, light off fireworks, and hope that no one's house burnt down or the cops show up, the spectacle that is the Fourth of July.
The Stormart family celebrated this in style and really patriotically. Jake would go out and buy way more fireworks than his wife would allow him, Megan would bake a really good yet simple small-family dinner, and Ellie would decorate the house with everything American Flag-related, you couldn’t find another family that loved this holiday more. It was a perfect celebration for a great holiday, but there was something about this year that made things a bit more complicated.
They were spending it with relatives.
Normally it’s just the three of them that celebrate and they didn’t mind, it just meant more time to love each other. But this year Megan’s sister, Eileen, called her up and asked if they wanted to celebrate the Fourth of July with them this year. Megan immediately consulted her husband to see if he wanted to since normally it’s just their family and she didn’t want to change traditions so drastically without telling him.
“Jake, honey!”
“What is it Meg?” Jake asked is wife.
“Eileen called me up and asked if we would like to spend the Fourth of July with them, and well, I told her I was gonna ask you for your opinion because I know it’s our tradition to celebrate with just the three of us, but Eileen sounded like she wanted us to come over so badly and I thought it would be a nice change of pace for us to spend a holiday with some family and..”
“Shhhh,” Jake hushed Megan, “it’s alright, I’m totally fine with going over to your sisters for The Fourth this year, hell, it’ll give us a bigger fireworks show to watch. Plus, it’ll make you happy which is all I want.”
“Awww, thank you honey.”
“It’s no problem. I’ll go and tell Ellie.” Jake said as he started for the stairs. Suddenly Megan remembered something.
“Wait,” Megan said to Jake as he was at the foot of the stairs, “There’s something I need to tell you before we go.”
“Yeah?” Jake wondered, “What is it?”
Megan walked up to her husband. “No wedgies on the trip, even for a joke. I know you like to joke around but while we’re at Eileen’s I would kinda prefer if you could maybe not do it, if that doesn’t make you too angry?”
“Meg,” Jake said walking up and putting his arms around his wife in a hug, “you can count on me, I promise no wedgies while we’re at your sister’s house.”
“Oh thank you,” Megan said while hugging Jake back.
“....As long as this is the last one,” Jake said while he slipped his hands in his wife’s leggings and pulled up her pink granny panties with white polka dots.
Megan sighed, “Oh, alright, last one for you mister, but this is the last one.” She said as she felt her panties go up and come down over her eyes and hook onto her nose.
“Thanks honey,” Jake gave Megan a kiss on her lips. “That’ll keep me laughing for a couple a days, but expect to get gotten again after we get back.”
Megan laughed at her husband as she grabbed her waistband and lifted it off her nose and let her panties fly back down to her butt, “Okay, I’ll be waiting with a stretchy pair of undies for you.” Jake was always a jokester, even in the early days where things were really difficult, he always kept a smile goin and found ways to make people laugh, even if it meant giving his wife a wedgie for what felt like once every week. He seemed to enjoy it, a little bit more than some other pranks he pulled, but Megan knew what he really liked so whenever wedgies came up Megan knew it was a joke, and was so used to it it didn’t bother her anymore, same with her daughter Ellie.
On the morning of July 1st, the Stormart family packed up their bags into their truck and loaded up as many fireworks as they could fit (which required Jake to tie down the fireworks to make sure they didn’t fall out) and started their road trip. The trip was estimated to be about 2 hours, so Ellie decided to put in her earbuds and research stuff for college on her phone. Megan turned on some music for her and Jake to listen to as Jake drove the truck. They were about an hour into the drive when Jake decided to get a conversation going.
“So Meg, was there any specific reason why you didn’t want me giving you any wedgies at your sister’s house?”
“Well, Eileen and I used to get into a lot of wedgie fights, normally ending with me losing a good pair of panties. And she was the one who normally initiated it, with her being the big sister and all, and I don’t wanna give her any reason to wedgie me. And I’ve got extra protection to make sure that doesn’t happen.” Megan lifted her shirt to show her red, white, and blue belt, “there ain’t no way she’s gonna see my panties hangin out.”
“Nice, well I hope for the best.” Jake started thinking of another question to ask, “uh, what was the worst wedgie Eileen ever gave you?”
“Oh my god!” Megan suddenly got a boost of energy, “So this one time, when I was like 16, I was trying to grab some seasoning on the top shelf of our pantry and in our pantry there were some hooks on them for the brooms and stuff. So Eileen sneaks up on me and since I was reaching up my shirt was up so the top of pants were exposed as well as my white panties with red and blue stars [I know, I know, it was the Fourth of July so I had to wear some appropriate panties] so Eileen grabbed them and yanked them up so hard my feet left the ground. Eileen pulled my up and hooked my panties onto one of the hooks and then laughed at me. ‘Happy Fourth of July Wedgie!’ And she left me hanging in the pantry, it hurt like hell. I didn’t get down till my mom found me...after she was done laughing at me of course.”
“*laughs* Damn, she got you goooooood. I gotta talk to your sister and she if she has any other tricks she can pass onto me.”
“Noooooooooo, haven’t I endured enough!” Megan said, playing around.
“But I need to step up my game, gotta surpass the Queen of Wedgies!” He said that last part with a grand booming voice. Megan laughed at that ridiculous title for her sister.
“Ah,” Megan heard the next song starting up, it was one of her daughter’s favorites, “oh Ellie, you love this song, c’mon let’s sing it.” She looked back to see her daughter still with her headphones in and looking frantically through her phone, looking at the mass variety of options that her future held for her. “Elizabeth Stormart, take out your headphones and spend some time with your family.”
Ellie took out her headphones, “Well mom, I’d like to but I have to research these colleges to get a head start on deciding where I’m even gonna VISIT, and just, I’d love to mom, but you see...”
“Ellie, I know you stress about a lot but you gotta have some fun in your life. Now listen, this is one of your favorite songs, let’s sing it together. Take a break.”
“........alright mom,” Ellie said as she put away her phone. For the rest of the ride the Stormart Family sang what felt like a million songs until they eventually made it to their destination where, at the very moment the car parked, Ellie grabbed all of her stuff and headed inside to continue her college research. Megan and Jake both sighed collectively and got out to unpack and say hi.
“MEGAN!!!!” Megan looked over to see her big sister running at her arms outstretched. Eileen picked her up in a big hug and set her down. “I’m so happy to see you, and Jake,” she said while giving Jake a hug. “It’s been way too long. So Meg, mom and dad are already inside so go and say hi to them. And Jake, my husband Jason will be out in a second to help with your bags and extra fireworks.” Eileen took a peek in their car, “Ooooo, you got some big ones, we’re gonna have a fantastic show this year.”
Megan started inside before running into Eileen’s husband.
“Oh, Jason, how are you?” Megan said as she gave him a hug.
“I’m doing great, can’t wait to light off some fireworks, speaking of which.” Jason said as he jogged over to the car to help Jake unload everything, his eyes lighting up as he saw how much Jake had packed.
Megan went inside and was immediately greeted by her mother and father.
“Mom! Dad!” Megan grabbed them both and brought them in for a big hug, “it’s been forever since I’ve seen you guys.”
Immediately after hugging her parents, Eileen’s two kids came running up to see their aunt.
“Auntie Megan!” Yelled the two kids.
“Aidan, Molly, you two have grown a lot since the last time I was here, but you’re still the most adorable things on the planet.” Megan said while she ruffled Aidan’s hair and booped Molly’s nose. “Do you two know where your cousin went?”
“She already went up to our room, she’s staying in one of our beds while we’re gonna share a bed together, which he takes up all the space and kicks while he sleeps.” Molly said gesturing to Aidan.
“Well you’re always on your phone super late at night, it’s hard enough when we’re in separate beds!” Aidan said back to Molly. Megan giggled at their bickering, kids are so cute.
Megan took her small bag up to one of the guest bedrooms and laid it on the bed and went back out to the car to help finish up the unpacking, this was gonna be a fantastic Fourth of July.
*3 days later*
“IT’S THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!”
Megan woke up to the sound of two kids yelling through the whole house at 5 in the morning how it was the Fourth of July. Megan immediately started falling back asleep because she was NOT gonna wake up at 5 in the morning for any reason, even for a great holiday like the Fou..
“KIDS GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM NOW AND WAIT UNTIL WE ALL WAKE UP ON OUR GODDAMN OWN!!!!!!” She heard Jason yell to his two children. Of course after that basically the whole house was awake, except for the cat which continued to sleep like cats do. Megan groggily got out of bed.
After Jason made the adults coffee as a sorry for waking them up, everyone started getting ready for the day. While the ladies went upstairs and took their showers and got into their patriotic outfits, the elders sat down in some chairs outside to watch the grandkids play with the smaller fireworks and the men started compiling all the drinks they were gonna have and the order in which they were gonna light off fireworks for their massive show, everyone was having a blast.
The two sisters however, after they got ready, went to work on preparing the food inside for the big barbecue, they started compiling a list of everything they needed and everything they already had in the house.
“So we need buns, hot dogs, burgers, we have condiments, cheese, etc., we need plastic cups, plates, forks, knives...wait, we may have some leftover under here...let’s check that” Eileen said as she bent down to check for any plastic materials they needed.
As Megan was looking at the seasoning her sister had, she took a glance over at Eileen and saw that Eileen’s white thong was sticking out of her jean shorts. But this wasn’t any old white thong, this was a white thong with red and blue stars on them. Megan immediately thought back to when Eileen gave her a wedgie wearing underwear with that same design and she, for a split moment, thought to herself “I could get her back for giving me a wedgie all those years ago,” but then immediately remembered “I told myself that I wouldn’t get into another wedgie war while I was here, no wedgies, no wedgies.” Megan went right back to looking for seasoning.
Little did she know that when she looked up in the cabinets to see what Eileen had available to use, her sister stood up and looked over to see her sister searching through her seasoning and saw that her shirt was raised up from Megan reaching up into the cabinet. Eileen saw her sister was wearing a red white and blue belt, but fortunately (or unfortunately for Megan), the belt was failing at its job as Eileen saw a bit of a white waistband peeking out of Megan’s jeans. Eileen remembered when she gave Megan a wedgie on the Fourth of July and decided to have some fun with her sister.
Eileen crept over to her sister as Megan was looking farther back into the cabinet, showing more skin and bringing more attention to her white waistband. Eileen then took her index finger and thumb and pinched the waistband. She pulled up a little then took her whole hand and yanked up on Megan’s panties.
“AHHH! EILEEN!” Megan shrieked at her sister. “What are you doi-EEK!” Megan yelped as Eileen gave another pull to her sister’s underwear.
“Do you remember when I hung you by your undies during the Fourth of July, well I saw your panties hanging out and thought to bring you back to the good ol’ days.” Eileen told her sister while pulling up again. Eileen then took a glance at the panties her sister chose to wear today, “HA, this is perfect, you have red and blue stars on your panties, it’s exactly like when we were younger haha, ha, ha...wait” Eileen then thought for a moment, then she pulled her sister’s panties and felt their durability and how stretchy they felt,“Meg, are these ACTUALLY the same panties I hung you by all those years ago?!”
Eileen looked over her sister’s shoulder and saw her face blushing more than it usually does when she wedgied her sister. “Oh my god they ARE!!! I thought you would’ve thrown these out, it’s like you wanted these as memorabilia from that moment.” Eileen started laughing hard at her sister. Then an idea struck Eileen that made her laugh even more, “So Meg, I think we should make this a full on blast from the past.” Megan got scared after hearing that.
Eileen dragged Megan by her panties over to the pantry and opened it up. She then used her other hand to grab Megan’s underwear and yank them up with enough force to lift her up off the ground and hang her on one of the hooks in the pantry. She then let her sister fall fully into the wedgie causing Megan to shriek in pain.
“Eileen! Let me down, we don’t have time for this, we have to make everything for today!” Megan yelled at her sister.
“Well we’re missing a lot of stuff, and I think I’ll take the liberty of getting everything from the store while you, hang around here.” Eileen said chuckling at her joke.
“Not funny Eileen, we aren’t children, there was a reason why I didn’t give you a wedgie when I saw your thong, because I didn’t wanna lose another pair of panties.” Megan told her.
“You saw my thong? Then why didn’t you wedgie me, it would’ve at least been some revenge on your big sister?” Eileen said mockingly.
“I didn’t wanna get wedgied. Guess THAT didn’t happen.” Megan said sulking.
Eileen laughed at her salty sister, “Well I should be heading to the store now, when I get back I’ll let you down, I’ll be back in an hour, maybe longer if there’s traffic, my car breaks down, or I want to enjoy how nice of a day it is.”
“YOU’D BETTER BE BACK AS SOON AS POSSIBLE EILEEN!!!” Megan yelled.
“Well with an attitude like that I don’t think I’m inclined to follow your orders,” Eileen said in a snooty way, obviously to aggravate her sister. Megan sighed and accepted her defeat. “I’ll be back in an hour, maybe two, I DO have a lot I need to get, have fun Meg!”
Eileen turned to walk out and close the door, but, in a last attempt to antagonize Megan a little bit more, she bent over showing off her thong and waving her ass at her sister, who tried grabbing the thong but was just out of reach of it. She shook her butt a little bit longer and finally stood up, closed the pantry door and left Megan hanging.
Eileen took a little longer in the kitchen to write a list of everything she needed to buy and left the house and said goodbye to the family before heading to the store.
“I’m heading to the store, does anyone need anything specific?”
“Maybe some more beer,” said Jason.
“Yeah, definitely more beer,” added Jake.
“Alright, I’ll make sure to grab some.”
“AND SOME CANDY!” yelled her two kids.
“Ok, I’ll grab some candy too. Mom, dad, do you want anything?”
“No thank you sweetheart,” replied her dad.
“We’re all good honey,” said her mom
“Ok then.”
“Oh honey isn’t Megan going with you?” asked her mom.
“No mom, she’s just gonna prepare some stuff in the kitchen, no need to worry.” Eileen told her mom, with a small smirk.
“Okay honey, hope it isn’t too crazy at the store.”
About 40 minutes later, her mom needed to use the bathroom so she went inside the house to do just that. After she was done though, before she went outside she heard Megan calling out.
“Hello? Eileen is that you?? Are you finally back?!?”
Her mom decided to go ahead and check up on her daughter, but when she went into the kitchen she didn’t find anything.
“Eileen, please let me down from here.”
Let her down? Now her mom was confused. She heard her daughter’s voice coming from the pantry so she went over and opened it.
“Thank god you’re ba..” Megan saw who it was and started blushing like mad.
Her mother started chuckling to herself, which then turned into a full out laugh. “So Megan, you seem to have had a bit of trouble here.”
“It wasn’t me! Eileen hung me here before she left and said she wouldn’t get me down until she got back!”
“Well that isn’t very nice, but it is kinda funny.” Megan started blushing profusely after that.
“Mom, please get me down.”
Her mother then reached up on the hook and lifted her daughter’s panties off the hook and back onto the ground. “You know, this whole situation feels very familiar, didn’t this happen to you when you and Eileen were kids?” Her mom asked while Megan was pulling out her massive wedgie.
“Well it technically was when we were teenagers,” Megan said as she unbuttoned her pants and started picking her underwear out of her butt with more ease, “but it was still a while ago.” Megan finished picking out her underwear and rebuttoned her pants, making sure her pants were high enough to hide her underwear completely. “Thank you so much mom,” Megan said giving her mom a hug.
“No problem honey.” Her mom started for the door.
“And hey mom,” Megan stopped her mom, “can you, not tell anyone about this, please?”
“Of course honey,” her mom said as she walked back outside, acting as if nothing happened at all.
Megan decided to just let her butt relax until Eileen got home, which wasn’t for another 40 minutes (“So she WAS gonna make me wait,” Megan thought) and when she did get home she was shocked to see her sister down from her hanging wedgie.
“Damn, I honestly didn’t expect your panties to rip considering how long they’ve still been in use.”
“They didn’t rip for your information, mom got me down.”
“Mom got you down,” Eileen then realized something, “so mom saw you just hanging by your star spangled panties in my pantry.” Eileen started laughing and Megan started blushing again.
“Yeah, so what, I still got down.”
“Mom had to help you out of your wedgie AGAIN,” Eileen said laughing even more.
Megan blushed even more, “Can we just start on making this thing already?”
Eileen dialed down her laughing, “Alright, everything’s still out in the car.”
So the two sisters got everything and started preparing their big family Fourth of July barbecue, and it took them a long time but they managed to make one of the best barbecues their family had ever had, everyone enjoyed it, and while they ate Megan asked her mom if she had told anyone, just to make sure, and her mom confirmed no one knew about it, so Megan felt relieved at last that her secret was safe with her.
Or so she thought.
Later when the firework show was getting all ready to go, Jason was out finalizing everything and Jake was sittin back ready to watch the great color filled explosions in the sky known as fireworks. He was sitting in his chair until he got up to grab another beer. While he was grabbing it from their cooler, he walked into Eileen.
“Oh sorry.”
“It’s alright Jake.”
“Oh hey, thank you again for having us here.”
“No problem.”
“Yeah, Megan was super happy to come here, though she was a little worried about one thing, but she’s been so happy that I don’t think she needed to worry.”
“What was she worried about?”
“Well, it’s kinda ridiculous, but she was worried you and her would start a wedgie war or something like that. She even warned me not to give her one in front of you because she really didn’t want to lose a pair of underwear on this trip, but now the trip is basically over so there’s no harm in it. Megan had nothing to worry about.”
Eileen chuckled, “So Jake, do you have a minute?”
“Uh, sure.”
“Sit down, I’ll tell you a story.”
Eileen didn’t know it at first, but after the firework show had gone off, after the final night at her house, after their drive home, after they unpacked, after Megan changed into a new pair of underwear, after Megan started preparing that night’s dinner, Jake would share with Megan what her own big sister taught him on their big old family Fourth of July.
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It's the wonderful Fourth of July, a time where family gets together and, in the case of Megan Stormart, wedgies ensue. This is the same Megan from the Mother's Day Wedgie story and her husband Jake is the same one from that story, and her daughter Ellie and sister Eileen are properly introduced. I hope you enjoy this story and Happy Fourth of July!!!
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